Friday, October 21, 2011

If I were rich...

    If I were a trillionaire, I would give a very nice portion of my wealth to my family and closest friends. I would buy a large house in a secluded area and have a Starbucks, Urban Outfitters, a 24-hour Panda Express and Chic-Fil-a opened. That way, I would have all of my necessities very close by me. I would donate a lot of money to the Adrenal Cancer Research funds and other non-profit organizations. I would try my best to support some of my favorite bands that don't have the opportunity to go on tour due to the lack of financial assistance.
    I would donate to my religious organization as much as possible. I would make the impossible possible. I would strive to improve the education system as much as I could. I would open organizations to help teens achieve their dreams, maybe even start a new scholarship fund. Hopefully, I would be married, possibly even with a family, so I would try to give them all of their needs. I would throw large, elegant parties twice a month at my house just because I could. I would give an abundance of things for free.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Christopher Columbus...The Conspiracy.

    The name Christopher Columbus is a name that has been engraved into our minds. He discovered the New World, right? False. The person that we've been dictated about never truly existed. Christopher Columbus was a generic name that was invented to cease suspicion. Spain had constructed super advanced robots that took brilliant minds and years to build. They had to keep it on the down low, so they hired one of their servants to dress as "Christopher Columbus", though his name was really Jerry. The royal family of Spain even sent Jerry out to sea on this "extravagant Voyage", when in truth, he was gone for a day and later returned.
   Meanwhile, these robots landed in the New World within minutes. They planted seeds in the earth containing the secrets to civilization. By the time "Christopher Columbus discovered the New World", Spain already had every piece of information having to do with this new land. The plan was slowly coming together. The Queen rubbed her hands together in triumph. Everything had gone smoothly, Christopher Columbus received all of the glory, and his name has forever been imprinted in history books. The robots still exist today...we're just a part of the conspiracy.

Monday, October 10, 2011

The scariest thing that ever happened to me. :O

    One of the many scary events that I have encountered in my short life thus far has been when a disguised person came to scare a group of my friends at someone's birthday party. It was in 5th grade and we were having so much fun. It was February, so it happened to be rather chilly and a bit windy. The sun had set and we were having a great time jumping in the jumping balloon and sharing our most fond memories. All of a sudden, we heard growls and a dark, huge figure came running at us. We all stopped and started screaming. We ran inside the house, but the hooded figure followed us, running with a purpose.
    We were absolutely terrified. Here were 10 5th grade girls being chased by this devil-looking monster. Most of us hid in one of the bathrooms, screaming and crying. After we heard some apologizing and knockings at the door we decided to be brave enough to step outside of the door. It turned out to be my friend's uncle. He thought it would be amusing to scare us all. A few weeks later, we all laughed about it. Secretly, I know we probably all are still a bit shaken up about it.